What I've heard, smelled and almost stepped in recently, at the library...
-"we use to call it the boob-tube"
-a library patron who smelled like cookies
-a library patron who smelled like stale fast food
-"plastic fantastic"
-"my shrimp salad resulting in a night of 'emptying'"
-all eugene radio pod: to sir with love, that tally me banana song, non-beatles here comes the sun, and "if you wanna know if he loves you so, its in his kiss..."
-"when syphilis gets to the advanced stages..."
-"we call that cut and run"
-"just don't cut the mustard"
-"just drop that book in the old jiffy slot"
-orange slimey puddle with chunks